2013 has made me its bitch.

rneerkat:

people tell me that my eyeliner makes me look 16 years younger but i just dont see it

people tell me that my eyeliner makes me look 16 years younger but i just dont see it

purpleyin:

The most amusing thing is this IS exactly how the BBC report on practically everything.

this was exactly like watching the BBC news oh my god

(via rippedtardis)

(Source: davidcho, via sucharethewaysoftheweak)

theonlyplaceiliketogo:

andrewcentrism:

adayattheraces:

bestrafemich21:

adrians:

German guy confused by the meaning of “Party Pooper”.

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE SEEN ON THIS WEBSITE EVER.

we watched this in my German class a couple semesters ago and my professor died laughing.

Colloquialisms not translating literally is some of the best shit ever

I believe one of the ways to call someone a cutie in Italian, if I’m remembering correctly is to say they’re a “little nose”

and I just

wut

Just to make observation.

I have no idea how to say party pooper in German lol.

Fete sheißer?